good touch, bad touch

It's winter. I love all aspects of winter...the snow, the cold. I love it all. Almost.

Static Electricity is EVIL. Everywhere i go, I get shocked. Doorknobs, window frames, computers...they all shock me when I touch them. It's even gotten so bad that if I watch closely and I feel a big shock coming, I see a tiny little puff of smoke.

That's just not right.