An ode to Women

I have recently realized that without women, men would slowly die off. I had dinner with my friend and her roommates tonight, and just from their cooking style, and attention to detail I started to think about my own abilities to take care of myself this summer. My dinners consisted of whatever could be microwave or cooked on a countertop grill. My breakfasts were pure cereal, and lunches were always eaten out. I need to be taken care of.....